Things to look for in a potential partner (something I wrote during a crazy spell)
- intelligence
- foreskin
- imagination
- tolerable friends
- lack of drama
- respect of boundaries
- love of science fiction/fantasy
- tattoos
- a big dick
- an appreciation for the feline race
- his own weed
- nice eyes
- pubic hair
- pheromones
- an age close to mine
- magickal powers
- a crystal collection
- knowledge of foreign languages
- a distinguishing birthmark
- the other half of this amulet
- no guitars
- work ethic
- a job
